Top 10 Lies Men Tell

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1. “I don’t have a girlfriend/Wife”.

oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do.

2. “I’m not drunk”.
Dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from here. Give us a break!

3. “I’m not looking for a relationship right now”.

Translation: “I’m not looking for a relationship with YOU right now.”
That’s OK. We’re on to the next one

4. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
If the most common lie women tell is, “I’m fine,” the male version is, “I don’t want to talk about it.” Yes, you do. In fact, you already are.

5. “I’m not interested in you just for the s3x.”
I see. We should probably do stuff other than, you know, have s3x. If that’s the case.

6. “I always wear a condom.”
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I’m dating Leonardo Di caprio and Justin bieber is my BFF

7. “I’m leaving her for you.”
Quit talking about it and do it already.

8. “I’ll call you.”
Oh! really?

9. “I don’t think she’s that pretty.”
We love it when you lie like this. Tell this lie all the time. This lie is good.

10. “I don’t watch p*rn.”
No way! Me neither! P*rn is terrible!

oya guys come and deny..

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